Monika pales as soon as it becomes obvious they can't get out. Pygmalion sticks close to her leg, making small noises of agitation while in the form of a baboon.]
[ Ulrika will just sink down onto another free couch, holding her head in her hand. i will. assume someone did some basic bandaging on her head between their glorious return and curfew, if i'm wrong we can figure it out ]
[He smiles at her, bemused. He probably was going to go and try to see what Kaeya was up to but I mean, they're already roommates so it's not like it's too different.]
Sleepovers consist of a lot of vaguely humiliating party games and twister, yeah? That's what I've observed from babysitting the little bit.
It's just, there was someone I invited. [So, kind of. She sighs.] Though, I guess I told them they didn't have to stick with me if they had other plans...
Theoretically, I think! Granted, with the little bit's sleepover it also involves some kind of haunted twister mat that's secretly carrying a parasytic alien demon that I have to beat to death with a silver axe while making sure the brownies don't burn.
Think he just didn't like it. Like food that you hate, yeah? You forcefeed it to someone and they'll sod off away from the party.
[Throwback to that time they locked a bunch of watchers in a cellar and forcefed them nothing but tinned spam for a month before lighting it on fire. God, he misses Dru sometimes.]
Yeah, I think the age gap there's a bit questionable.
Xie Lian can take care of himself. If anything, he'd probably have to be murdered by someone he trusts beforehand. [Err. That's not comforting isn't it.]
...There's plenty of idiots you should be more worried about is all I'm saying.
Yeah, precisely! Except this thing wouldn't intentionally eat something, it was feeding off of everything around it with the end goal of devouring the world. So introduce silver in there and it's like you've forced a wad of spinach down Power's throat.
We just showed up at this weird little town and after we started exploring... we went to a restaurant, and Yelena attacked Nero and- I don't know why, but I was certain Diluc was going to attack me next so... I...
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Well.
This is happening.
Monika pales as soon as it becomes obvious they can't get out. Pygmalion sticks close to her leg, making small noises of agitation while in the form of a baboon.]
... Oh. Oh, no. It's just the three of us?
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We're in with the couches at least.
[He just jumps on the couch behind him, a bit bemused by Monika's obvious horror.]
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Yaaaaaaay, sleepover...
[ her tone is extremely unenthusiastic ]
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[She keeps glancing at the door with a worried expression.]
Oh, jeez.
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Hey, you don't have a concussion or anything, do you?
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Sleepovers consist of a lot of vaguely humiliating party games and twister, yeah? That's what I've observed from babysitting the little bit.
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Maybe?
[ Albin hisses and swipes at her with a ferret paw ]
Ow, okay okay, most likely definitely!
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[ someone being Ulrika ]
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[Politely, though a little succinct.]
It's just, there was someone I invited. [So, kind of. She sighs.] Though, I guess I told them they didn't have to stick with me if they had other plans...
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Just as an example.
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Why a silver axe?
[ is that really the issue here ]
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Who is it? Is it a date? [If it's Power, he's gonna have to give you the shovel talk, Monika.]
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[ are those even possible ]
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Did the brownies burn?
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What kind of sitter do you take me for? 'Course they didn't.
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[Throwback to that time they locked a bunch of watchers in a cellar and forcefed them nothing but tinned spam for a month before lighting it on fire. God, he misses Dru sometimes.]
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Oh. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, Ulrika. I totally thought I looped you in.
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[Shaking her head. For shame!]
... But you're right. It doesn't have to mean anything.
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[ and anything not meat, actually ]
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Xie Lian can take care of himself. If anything, he'd probably have to be murdered by someone he trusts beforehand. [Err. That's not comforting isn't it.]
...There's plenty of idiots you should be more worried about is all I'm saying.
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[ hahaha,,, ]
So? Who's the jerk that abandoned us?
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[SHOVING A SECOND PILLOW AT HER.]
Are you really going to be okay if you fall asleep...? Ugh, what even happened to you guys?
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[ haha, luck ]
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Well, we kill a lot of monsters. You saw the Slayer. It was her brat sister I was babysitting.
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[He always seems so nice, but then again, she doesn't know his life. Oh, well.]
But believe me, I'm worried for just about everyone.
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[ ugh ]
We just showed up at this weird little town and after we started exploring... we went to a restaurant, and Yelena attacked Nero and- I don't know why, but I was certain Diluc was going to attack me next so... I...
[ struck first ]
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[ oooooo Xie Lian and the Watcher, sitting in a tree~ ]
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It was me, regardless.
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Oh, my gosh... Ulrika, that's awful. How did you get yourselves to stop?
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[smash cut to baraqiel being (redacted)]
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[ Ulrika looks particularly unhappy at the memory ]
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[ ugh ]
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[ or someone ]