week two curfew................

[rerouter]

i write memes not tragedies

Comments

[magichammer]

Why a silver axe?

[ is that really the issue here ]

[bloodyromance]

He didn't like silver.

[magichammer]

Did he have an allergy?

[ are those even possible ]

[bloodyromance]

Think he just didn't like it. Like food that you hate, yeah? You forcefeed it to someone and they'll sod off away from the party.

[Throwback to that time they locked a bunch of watchers in a cellar and forcefed them nothing but tinned spam for a month before lighting it on fire. God, he misses Dru sometimes.]

[magichammer]

Ohhh, like Power and vegetables!

[ and anything not meat, actually ]

[bloodyromance]

Yeah, precisely! Except this thing wouldn't intentionally eat something, it was feeding off of everything around it with the end goal of devouring the world. So introduce silver in there and it's like you've forced a wad of spinach down Power's throat.

[magichammer]

Smart thinking! It sure is lucky you had that much silver lying around.

[ haha, luck ]

[bloodyromance]

We kill a lot of monsters. It used to be...

Well, we kill a lot of monsters. You saw the Slayer. It was her brat sister I was babysitting.

[magichammer]

... Did she make the brownies, or did you?

[bloodyromance]

The Slayer or the brat sister?

It was me, regardless.